12 reasons lazy people are actually smarter than you !
May 23, 2016 | 0 Views
You should always have a lazy person on speed dial. First of all, who do you think invented speed dial?
1. We’re the people you’ll want to have around for everything. Not only do we know every shortcut because our life depends on them, but it's definitely the lazies that created the most genius ideas, like a bat to kill mosquitos and battery operated devices. (Thank you)
2. Give us a hard job and we’ll find the easiest way to do it cause we’re lazy; we’ll probably get it done like 5 times faster than anyone else.
3. We’re actually extremely sharp, picking up new ways to do things all the time - Who do you think invited abbreviations? Some lazy genius bastard.
4. We’ll end up cultivating a life we really want because we think outside the box - we don’t have a concept of how things “should be.” Our minds are built to see right through existing structures and methods, and quickly see all the ways they are inefficient.
5. It's that intolerability of what’s "normal" and "supposed to be” that we create our own life - a life with great efficiency and less effort, because, why not?
6. We're actually very developed and self-aware. Our laziness saves us a lot of time and energy for reflecting and adjusting little things to cultivate a life that's the most happy and stress-free. We know that the way to the easiest (least-effort-required) lifestyle requires us to make the right choices that's going to be best for us, and this comes from knowing who we truly are.
7. We only invest our time and energy into people who we know are worth the effort. We see "dating" and keeping up with fake "friends" as a huge waste of time and energy that we simply don't have. At the end of the day, this works to our advantage because the people we surround ourselves with are our ride or dies and make us the happiest. Quality over quantity always.
8. We have mastered the art of multi-tasting - Like sleeping and talking on the call.
9. We were probably average at best students because we definitely didn’t have any interest in devoting our precious time and brain space to things that we knew weren’t meant for us. We saved that energy for things that actually mattered and served us, creating original business ideas and lives.
10.We're the most creative people you'll ever meet. We have have an easy alternative for everything that we're supposed to do.
11.We are successful because we only do things that don't actually feel like work. We don't have the ability to live a life that doesn't attach to our passions and desires; when we love something we become obsessively interested and an expert in that field within a couple of months. Our laziness actually forces us to only pick careers that we're crazy about.
12.We're very patient. It's from all that training we had from handling things to the extreme levels until it is terribly necessary - Holding in pee, waiting for someone to pick up something you dropped, lying hungry for hours, waiting for someone to turn on the fan, watching a boring channel etc……
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